1/28/19 You know you gonna have to swipe your badge to gain access to the parking lot. That gate should not be able to completely close before you swipe. Wonder why so many cars behind you? Cause you slow!! It'd be one thing if you didn't know what was gonna happen. Wake up people, you ain't the only one on the planet! Next time, if you don't have your badge out and your window rolled down before you get to the gate, I'm gonna run you over!!!
11/28/18 So, an ambulance is coming toward us on a 5 lane road. We are not impeeding him in anyway. But what do you do? You slow down, cut me off, and pull halfway off the road and stop. Not only have you done absolutely nothing to help the ambulance, but now you've brought your stupidity into my day. Oh, and nevermind that car behind me that had to slam on brakes and nearly put a dent in my $1000 bumper. I suppose you are proud of yourself for "getting out of the ambulance's way". Moron! How do you think this helps ANYTHING? Do you realize that my truck gets 14 MPG on a good day? The way I figure it, you owe me like $5 to get this truck back up to speed to get over this hill...
2/1/18 What's the deal with these millennials today? Driving around slow in their "trucks" with the tail light blackouts, bed cover, and some meaningless stickers proclaiming some millennial crap about saltwater fishing and hunting?!? I know that truck ain't never seen no dirt road, let alone drive on no beach! And why do you have a trailer hitch? I can tell it ain't never been used, its still has the factory paint on it! Why not drive a firetruck and tell people you are a fireman? I can see your Yeti cup you're drinking your "redneck" designer coffee in. Oh, and I really like your camo jacket. I didn't know camo came in that pattern and color. Please, go home, and rethink your strategy, because I'm not convinced. And.. Stop driving slow or I'm gonna run over you with my real truck!
First Rant What's the deal with people not knowing what the phrase "next week" means? If I say, "I'll see you next Wednesday", why do you immediately say "this Wednesday, or next Wednesday?" If I meant this Wednesday, I would of said "this Wednesday". Why is this so hard to understand?